Screw You, I Don't Follow Standards - I Can Turn Passion To A Living Without Asking For Assitance

why the fuck would you ask me if i’m fine. have you seen me? i’m fine as hell

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from

First day of school tomorrow
Send me messages to read for when I come back? Please? I would have been dead by the time I get home from so many humans around me once again. So yeah, adios *salutes whilst crying*

I see everybody complaining about school and you probably have your reasons. But I want to study so badly and I can’t due to registration problems stuff shit at my school…

it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard

it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape

my thoughts during school

me: why

me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity

me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now

me: the fuck is this

me: why are you here

me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants

my most popular textpost has like 5 notes.. am i really that unattractive or what

i want that kind of relationship where you wake up next to each other and it’s nice and peaceful and your partner just smiles to you and kisses you on the lips before softly whispering “What’s up you meme loving fuck?”

do you ever just realise you have no friends

Explaining why I love my girl is like explaining what water tastes like

accidentally ignores all of my friends for 6 weeks

I’ve forgotten how to love,or be loved because of you.

Right when I felt like my heart was healing and fixed, it gets shattered into a million pieces again, beyond bummed out…

Can we please establish something
You shouldn’t get anything for being a nice person. Thats just being human. The “friend zone” is bullshit.

Women arent fucking vending machines. You cant put in kindness coins until sex falls out.